Whimsey

2013 03 19

Cream rises to the top but one observes that turds float as well.

Who ever came up with the odd notion of cleaning one's clothes by beating them on a rock? Actually, to go a step further, who dreamed up the concept of clothes in the first place? “Oh, excuse me Mr Wolf, I'm just going to remove your skin from your body so I can wrap myself in it.”    Somewhat weird concept.

  2012 04 07

We all involuntarily contribute to the world we live in by breathing out CO2, pissing and shitting and in other ways converting natural resources from one form into another. Why not create a social paradigm that makes voluntary contributions a natural part of being alive? We'll call it “Volitional Shitting of Good Works”. Somehow we must convert human effluvium into readily useful resource material. Then we could pay the homeless to take a dump in the appropriate recycling receptacles. And, instead of paying to get buried mortuaries pay you for the resource content of your now defunct body.

  2012 02 02

Little known fact: the actor Brock Peters is the love-child of Gurdjieff disciple Pritz Peters and singer Mahalia Jackson....

 2012 01 13

Who ever came up with the odd notion of cleaning one's clothes by beating them on a rock? Actually, to go a step further, who dreamed up the concept of clothes in the first place? “Oh, excuse me Mr Wolf, I'm just going to remove your skin from your body so I can wrap myself in it.”    Somewhat weird concept.

2013 06 15

The Great Baby Harvest - collect infants from all over seeking as many distinctive body types as possible - Negritos, Pygmies, Scandanavians, Indians (both), Eskimos, Ainu, Slavics, Yangans,etc. Raise them to together in an environment that does not permit prejudice. What will come out? The class would have to be mobile; they would need to live in distinctive color regions.

 2012 05 09

The New Stock Exchange:

1% of every stock issue to go into a general welfare fund to be administered by The Secular Humanities Department.

 2012 07 16

How do yo suppose all those microbes got inside you? You ate 'em. and like little wandering waifs seeking shelter they found a warm place to shit, in your insides and took up residence.

  The con man used the dues but sued the Dusit.

He who opts for pots must stop on a spot that's tops.

He who pots the tops opts to stop the spot.