2012 07 20
Nasrudin approached his Uncle
rather self-importantly.
"Uncle Albert, your
calculation
cannot be correct. Since you stipulate that nothing
can exceed the
speed of light the energetic dynamics of the
universe cannot
be expressed as, E=MC squared, since that equation
depends upon the speed of light being exceeded by 186,000 orders
of magnitude."
Uncle Albert replied, "If you believe
that we live in a universe where a speck of matter tinier than the
turd of a flea can instantaneously blossom into billions of galaxies,
I should think that a mathematical conundrum such as the one you
have conceived will pose no more than a minor obstacle for
the powers of your intellect to rationalize into conformity."
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unearthed by Tom Doubter