2012 01 01
Nasrudin approached his Uncle rather
self-importantly.
"Uncle Albert, your calculation
cannot be correct. Since you stipulate that nothing can exceed the
speed of light, the energetic dynamics of the universe cannot
be expressed as, E=MC squared. That equation depends upon the speed
of light being exceeded by 186,000 orders of magnitude."
Uncle Albert replied, "If you
believe that we live in a universe where a speck of matter tinier
than the turd of a flea can instantaneously blossom into billions of
galaxies, I should think that a mathematical conundrum such as the
one you have concocted will pose no more than a minor obstacle for
your intellect to rationalize its way around."
-------unearthed by Tom Doubter